Huntisms
Here you'll find a list of classic 'Huntisms' or quotes from 'The Gospel according to Gene Hunt' that we've noted from all the complete series including a few classics from other members of the cast.
Life on Mars Series 1 episode 3 Scene at the mill taking out a wages robbery
Gene Hunt
"Drop your weapons!.... your are surrounded by armed bastards"
Life on Mars Series 1 episode 4 Sam meets Marc Bolan in Warrens club and says..
Sam Tyler
" Drive carefully..... especially in mini's"
Life on Mars Series 1 episode 4 Sam meets Marc Bolan in Warrens club and says..
Gene Hunt
"Can someone put some bog roll in the loo, I've just had to whipe my arse on Francis Lee!"
"Plenty of women have opened up to me without even a shandy down their neck"
Ashes to Ashes Series 1 episode 1 Gene Hunt meets Alex Drake for the first time
Gene Hunt
"your skirts so short I can almost see what you had for breakfast"
Ashes to Ashes Series 1 episode 3 Hunt after being quoted the bible by the rapist in episode 3
Gene Hunt
"Anything you do say will be taken down, ripped up and shoved down your scrawny little throat until you choke to death.. Gene Hunt Chapter 1 Verse 2!"
Ashes to Ashes Series 1 episode 4 Scene where ALex and Gene Hunt are locked in the air tight vault and Alex removes her top
Gene Hunt
" oh dear Lord, if this is a test then I fear I may fail"
Ashes to Ashes Series 1 episode 5 Scene where Hunt calls each member in front of him a name and ends on Chris
Gene Hunt
" Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Twat!"
Hunts word for BO
'Man Stink'
Ashes to Ashes Series 1 episode 6 Scene talking to a bad'un
Gene Hunt
" This time I'm going to put you down so fast you'll think your a horse in all creatures great and small"
Ashes to Ashes Series 1 episode 7 Scene where Alex is trying to get Gil to remember something that happened to him..
Alex Drake:
Well the minds an amazing organ"
Gene Hunt:
" I've got an amazing organ"
Alex Drake:
"It's capable of far more than you'd imagine"
Gene Hunt:
"Right again"
Gene Hunt:
"Hard to keep your story straight when youy're pissed, just ask my missus"
Alex Drake:
"I'm not sure thats ethical"
Gene Hunt:
"It's not it's Vodka"
Series 2 Episode 2
Gene Hunt:
"Oh your Laying the blame, the way a two bit hooker lays stock brockers"
Alex Drake Asks
" ....does this department have it's own 'Romany Liason Officer'"
Gene Hunt:
"Yes but he got kicked out for pissing in the basin and getting one of the sniffer dogs pregnant'"
Alex Drake, asking Hunt to let her go down to the gypsy camp on her own with Shaz - Hunt's reply
Gene Hunt:
".. You in a field with a bunch of gypo's...They'll tie you up as a sex slave and make a rabbit trap up out of your knickers"
Ray Carling askes about Hunt's well being
Gene Hunt:
"Who are you Marjorie Proops!"
Hunt makes a comment about Alex drake, after he lets Dr Battleford free
Gene Hunt:
"you have a very pretty face ..but you go on longer than the Eurovision song contest!"
Alex Drake discovers that Hunt joined the Masons in one episode, just to sus them out, not because he really wanted to become a member.
Alex Drake:
"Your playing with them?"
Gene Hunt:
"No, that's just the way I'm standing"
Drake asks Hunt if he's ok after he just witnessed the gypsy girl give birth up close..
Alex Drake:
"Are you ok?"
Gene Hunt:
"Put it this way... I'm never letting Luigi cook me lasagne again!"
Hunt makes a comment about how Alex is looking
Gene Hunt:
"Your looking very chirpy Bolls, you been sitting on the washing machine again?"
| Music played in Series 1 | Music played in Life on Mars |
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